darelparker.com » LOL http://www.darelparker.com/dp In the absence of respect, fear is just as effective. Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:30:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc I’m here to tell you about voting http://www.darelparker.com/dp/2007/12/08/im-here-to-tell-you-about-voting/ http://www.darelparker.com/dp/2007/12/08/im-here-to-tell-you-about-voting/#comments Sat, 08 Dec 2007 21:52:52 +0000 Darel http://www.darelparker.com/dp/2007/12/08/im-here-to-tell-you-about-voting/
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    • ]]>     I read this today and thought it was rather amusing. Then I realized it’s basically true. I hate people.

    I’m here to tell you about voting. Imagine you’re locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun. And you ain’t allowed out until you all vote on what you’re going to do tonight. You’d like to put your feet up and watch “Republican Party Reservation.” They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand new sexual organs that you did not know existed.

    So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as the eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades. That’s voting.

    - Warren Ellis

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