Apparently, the Google Street View car drove through our neighborhood a few months ago. You have no idea how relieved I am that my yard was trimmed, the Durango was relatively clean, and the trash cans were put away. Looks like my mother was visiting that day too.
I love my house!
Hurricane Dolly has come and gone, and aside from the wind, rain, and noise, not much happened here. During the storm, the electricity went out twice and only for a moment each time. Cable TV service was even available until late Wednesday night, and was back when we woke up this morning. Just another day at the Parker house.
My backyard looks like my own personal fishing pond, but it should be dried out by tomorrow. Sad really. I was thinking about taking the kayak out.
I read this today and thought it was rather amusing. Then I realized it’s basically true. I hate people.
I’m here to tell you about voting. Imagine you’re locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun. And you ain’t allowed out until you all vote on what you’re going to do tonight. You’d like to put your feet up and watch “Republican Party Reservation.” They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand new sexual organs that you did not know existed.
So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as the eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades. That’s voting.
- Warren Ellis
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