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The first day I had my Jaguar X-Type, I noticed the sunroof wouldn’t close completely. The glass panel would slide forward, but wouldn’t lift into the closed position without some manual adjustment. This is a common problem, and Jaguar has an easy fix that doesn’t require any technical or mechanical knowledge. Just follow the directions below to recalibrate your X-Type sunroof to the proper closed position.

1. Press the sunroof switch forward to move the sliding roof panel into the tilted position.
2. Release the sunroof switch.
3. Press and hold the sunroof switch forward until the sliding roof panel moves slightly. This may take 30 seconds or more.
4. Release the sunroof switch.
5. Immediately press and hold the sunroof switch in the forward position. The sliding roof panel will move down and rearward to the open position, and then forward into the closed position. Do not release the sunroof switch until the sliding roof panel has stopped completely.
6. Your sunroof panel should now be aligned.

Thanks to SpartanX at www.JaguarForums.com for this information.

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I read this today and thought it was rather amusing. Then I realized it’s basically true. I hate people.

I’m here to tell you about voting. Imagine you’re locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun. And you ain’t allowed out until you all vote on what you’re going to do tonight. You’d like to put your feet up and watch “Republican Party Reservation.” They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand new sexual organs that you did not know existed.

So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as the eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades. That’s voting.

- Warren Ellis

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