Oct 16
What you see below is my trusty Dodge Durango pwning a Geo Prism that tried to dart across oncoming traffic to get from the mall to Wal-Mart (WTF? Was there a sale?).
What you don’t see is the look of shame and horror as the nineteen year old driver realizes that he’s going to have to sell blood plasma from now until the end of time to pay off the traffic fines for having no license, no insurance, and failing to yield the right of way. Also, his fifteen year old girlfriend is pregnant.
Sucks to be you dude.
Feb 15
The following is an actual email exchange between myself and a business associate. I love my job.
Darel Parker wrote:
www.nvt.com
The difference between free shipping and not free shipping on my current order is about $5. See if you can find something on their website that should cost around $10 that we’ll end up using later anyway.
WEEEEEeeeee!!!!! I’m a pony!!!
From: Carlos Del Carpio
Sent: Monday, August 21, 2006 11:19 AM
that’s got to be the most boring site EVER… i dunno, get me some BNC connectors, crimp style, rg-59 type?
Darel Parker wrote:
2pc., 3pc., PVC, or plenum?
From: Carlos Del Carpio
Sent: Monday, August 21, 2006 11:33 AM
if the 3 piece is connector, tip, and sleeve, yeah. look at the attached pic…
Darel Parker wrote:
+2 magic or non magic?
From: Carlos Del Carpio
Sent: Monday, August 21, 2006 11:49 AM
+3 savings throw vs. missle weapons, and +2 against bladed fairies.
Darel Parker wrote:
Done! Also had them anodized in pink and engraved with little red hearts.