{"id":62,"date":"2007-12-08T21:52:52","date_gmt":"2007-12-08T21:52:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darelparker.com\/dp\/2007\/12\/08\/im-here-to-tell-you-about-voting\/"},"modified":"2007-12-08T21:53:28","modified_gmt":"2007-12-08T21:53:28","slug":"im-here-to-tell-you-about-voting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.darelparker.com\/dp\/im-here-to-tell-you-about-voting\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m here to tell you about voting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I read this today and thought it was rather amusing.  Then I realized it&#8217;s basically true.  I hate people.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>I&#8217;m here to tell you about voting. Imagine you&#8217;re locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun. And you ain&#8217;t allowed out until you all vote on what you&#8217;re going to do tonight. You&#8217;d like to put your feet up and watch &#8220;Republican Party Reservation.&#8221; They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand new sexual organs that you did not know existed.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as the eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades. That&#8217;s voting.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Warren Ellis<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<a class=\"addthis_button\" href=\"http:\/\/addthis.com\/bookmark.php?v=250\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s7.addthis.com\/static\/btn\/v2\/lg-share-en.gif\" width=\"125\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Bookmark and Share\" style=\"border:0\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/s7.addthis.com\/js\/250\/addthis_widget.js\"><\/script>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I read this today and thought it was rather amusing. Then I realized it&#8217;s basically true. I hate people. I&#8217;m here to tell you about&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.darelparker.com\/dp\/im-here-to-tell-you-about-voting\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m here to tell you about voting<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lol","category-random","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darelparker.com\/dp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darelparker.com\/dp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darelparker.com\/dp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darelparker.com\/dp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darelparker.com\/dp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.darelparker.com\/dp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darelparker.com\/dp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darelparker.com\/dp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darelparker.com\/dp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}